Dance Hall Crashers - I did it for the toys

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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
Said he was lonely and it had been a while
The elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes
He sat me down and went on and on
Wouldn t shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone
He said the plumber must ve done something right
He fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...

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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
I guess I m wondering how far this would go
We talked and drank until it was light
Then the bartender kicked us out cause we got into a fight
But I kept thinking of the swag for free
Besides the old geezer needs some company
Well I ve been broke this year
It wouldn t be so bad
I hate to admit it, but he s the best I ve ever had....

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Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Figured I could get something more
Than I did from other boys
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Smiled at me and wanted to see if I would

But he s a pervert you can tell by his smile
Or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files
That big red suit and jolly face is a disguise
He only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs
He drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time
I m gonna dump him as soon as I get what s mine
Guess I should really reveal my family ties
He won t get a clue so I hit him with a matzo ball
Right between the eyes...

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Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Figured I could get something more
Than I did from other boys
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Smiled at me and wanted to see if I would

Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Figured I could get something more
Than I did from other boys
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Smiled at me and wanted to see if I would

What a loser!

Inne utwory

  • All mine
  • Cricket
  • Everything to lose
  • North pole
  • Whiskey & gin
  • My problem
  • Make her purr
  • Keep on running
  • Fight all night
  • Day job
  • Stand by
  • Over again
  • Go
  • Big mouth
  • Losowe utwory

    Quote

    Quote you are my soul unquote
    Now does that sound familar?
    You kissed the boy and make him feel this way

    Quote well this is me unquote
    And You have been so ugly you re entire life
    So I changed now

    Is this how you wanna go down, right before...

    Swordmaster

    It s time for herotic deeds
    The gift of courage and steel are your key
    Those with glory shine like stars
    The highest prize is to ride with victory

    So many souls follow the path
    Trusting their magic and blades
    There has to be more than that
    Fight with your heart or fail

    Ages of war and sorrow
    One...

    Coyote

    No regrets coyote
    We just come from such different sets of circumstance
    I’m up all night in the studios
    And you’re up early on your ranch
    You’ll be brushing out a brood mare’s tail
    While the sun is ascending
    And I’ll just be getting home with my reel to reel...

    Best friend

    Best friend
    Ill see you in the end
    Broken for a while
    But maybe we can bend
    Best friend
    Im feeling out of line
    And filling up the time again
    Ill see you in the end
    I will again

    Best friend
    Im really up again
    The world is alone...

    Wymyśliłem Ciebie

    Dzisiaj nagle wymyśliłem Ciebie
    Twoje imię zadźwięczało we mnie
    choć tyle innych jest
    znam tylko jego dzwięk

    Do mnie mów
    najłagodniej jak tylko ty potrafisz
    I całuj rękę spłoszoną
    szczęściem nagłym
    Dla Ciebie usta moje
    i ciepło mojej dłoni
    A potem porzyjdą noce
    jak psy wierne pod nasz dom

    Jaką...